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/* jshint esversion: 8 */
const human = {
    /**
     * Executes the asynchronous (you only get one [at a time?]),
     * but highly mutable (did I mean miserable?) existence of a
     * human's prototype and awaits the Promise that is death.
     *
     * @param {boolean}  life  Where there is life, there is death
     * @param {integer}  age   Alias for your life's setTimeout()
     * @param {boolean}  dead  Death is one of life's const
     */
    "alive": async function (life, age, dead = false) {
        if (life) {
            let dying = false;
            while (!dead) {
                let upkeep = await eat();
                let reboot = await sleep();
                let career = await code();

// Oxymoronic condition
                if ((parseInt(career) !== Number.isNaN(upkeep)) && !reboot) {
                    console.log("You're born to die!");
                    continue;
                } else {
                    dying = true;
                }

if (dying) {
                    setTimeout(function() {
                        console.warn("Unexpected end of execution!");
                        break;
                    }, age);
                }
            }
        } else {
            throw new Error("Unexpected end of script!");
        }
    },
    /**
     * Death is just the end of biological IIFE
     */
    "dead": void function () {
        return new Promise(resolve => {
            return resolve(eval(null));
        });
    }
};